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In a town where creative partnership is integral to survival, one must choose her company very wisely. Some choose to laze their youth away, and some choose to work with the energy that was bestowed upon them. You know my … Continue reading
Some people can’t sleep. Some cry. Some lash out in anger. I sit on my ass, stupified. My head throbbed for about 10 minutes. I ate Jason’s Deli. Went out with a friend to smoke cigarettes. Bought a six pack … Continue reading
While in search of the leader of the pack, I stumbled. I continued in the direction of absurdity hoping to never to be found again.
Flying from New York City to Corpus Christi is like walking through a de-evolutionary chart. Businessmen get colder, women are crueler, teens are dumber, old people are crazier and I now call the destination home. Missing New York means missing … Continue reading
Turns out both Bilewoman and I are featured in recent flicks! First me I made it to a screening of Troll 2 that was featured in Best Worst Movie. I haven’t watched it yet, but friends have told me that … Continue reading
Piss: Substitute teaching is stressful as hell. Each new batch of students bring their own problems. Today some kid asked me if I liked the band “Lit” and I instinctively said “FUCK NO.” The kids were stunned into silence and … Continue reading
My baby he farts and I like it. FTW